And they say that Achievement Points aren't a selling point for games or systems. I don't care who you are or how you feel about role playing games, if you don't have the folowing achievements on your gamertag once Blue Dragon is released stateside, you ain't nothing.

I don't care if you suffered through the entirety of Cabela's Alaskan Adventures just to pad your score. Until you beat the golden poo snake...
I can't believe I just typed beat the golden poo snake.
Anyway, Xbox360Achievements.org has a full listing of point procuring feats to be included in the game once it drops (like a golden poo snake) later this year. You go look them over while I try to purge these words from my brain.
Blue Dragon Achievements [Xbox360Achievements.org - Thanks Walter!]






Comments
I wonder if the snake is golden, or if it's just the snake's poo.
I, for one, welcome our new Poo Snake overlords.
Drops like a golden poo snake. Lovely.
and already, i'm sold
Every bit of news about Blue Dragon only increases my interest in it. This is no exception.
I.......am........the great mighty poo.........
Good to see poop humor is still relevant.
Was this a localization issue or was this something the Japanese developers included in the game? Because, once, whilst in Japan. I was visiting a small town in the Aomori prefecture. Outside of a Junior High School, there were several bushes. One of which, was trimmed to resemble a small soft-serve-ice-cream-twirl pile of poop.
@killershatner: You know... it could have just been trimmed to resemble said small soft-serve-ice-cream-twirl.
Deviant.
hehehehe. that is all.
Is the Golden Poo Snake related to the shitweasels from Dreamcatcher?
we need a golden poo snake gamerpic for Live
Golden poo snake you can't make that up. I want one for my collection…
Anyone know if they changed the wretched music fromt eh Japanese version?
Wait, King Poo? Could that be a reference to Poo, the prince from Earthbound/Mother 2?
the music kicked ass, aside from the boss theme which grows on you.(regrettably) And I doubt they changed that.
As for the poo snake, Im glad it remains. although ive yet to find the 2 rare ones. One day I shall though, one day......(Ive spent over 200hours in blue dragon so far and still no golden turd, lots of other colors though)
Well, I've decide I'd be getting this and IdolM@ster the day they come to america, but this achievement makes it all the more worthwhile.
It could be a shit-snake for all I care. I want that damn game!
Wow, the Poo Snake pretty much sells it. Although I do have to admit that Blue Dragon's character designs seem pretty unappealing to me compared to the studio's other effort (Lost Oddysee).
I'd be more frightened of the Red Poo snake.
Beat the golden poo snake? They... Dear God... they combined a masturbation and poop joke into one achievement of awesome. I must have this game.
i'm guessing it's related to this (maybe this is the baby golden poo snake).
http://www.sakura-hostel.co.jp/blog/images/asahibeer03.jpg...
It's the asahi beer building near asakusa...
Wow. This is incredible..
First Fahey turns into a furry, now he's posting about golden poo snakes? He scares me!
"Localization issue" this is not, the poo snake is a frequent enemy in the game. The Golden Poo Snake is a typical "almost always goes before you and runs away" monster, while the King Poo Snake is the hardest boss in the game.
(The best part about it is that not only is it optional, the only item you get out of it is a subquest to get Toriyama Akira's autograph).
Sounds like a bad porno.
A friend of mine played through the japanese version and wondered if they were going to change the poo characters names. Guess not! :)
Ive seen the thing in the game.
Best monster ever. XD
No achievement for beating the trouser snake?
@Scot: I'm only upset that you beat me to this comment.
kinda common to see plastic swirled poo heaps in Japanese trinket shops. perhaps it has to do with the Shinto belief that everything can be a focus of worship. There's some sense in poop, as it has its place in the cycle of life and death.
So a snake thats golden and smells like poo, or a snake that is made of poo? that would be one tough boss...
I can only imagine what Japan must be on to come up with this stuff.
@shini: Oh yeah as if a giant golden cock in UT2004 was any better right?
http://www.ataricommunity.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&thr...
Forgot to add the link XD
how much does the game cost with 5 dvds?
If only the pictures for those two achievements were d20's instead of d6's, that would be the awesomes.
I notice two of the secret acheivements have zero nerd points associated with them. I didn't even know that was possible. I wonder what those are?
Like lil Mike said:
"if you don't have the folowing achievements on your gamertag ..., you ain't nothing."
I am changing my battle cry when I get home.
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