Impeccable taste and sartorial elegance aren't qualities one's born with—they're learned, for the most part. Fortunately, I've developed an almost superhuman taste for dressing well, but even one who hasn't studied in the fashion arts can likely agree, this is the worst Mario t-shirt ever.
Combining a Mario that looks far more Wario-esque with money—the current artistic inspiration for commercial hip-hop that isn't about rims—it also adds the popular "G's up" creed to a giant gold necklace. Of course, it comes in XL, XXL and XXXL only, so one can perfect their adult toddler look. Also comes in black.
Final Score: 1/10.
Mario G's Up [Mix Unit, thanks Alex!]

















