It's an anagram! Crafty, eh? Yes, I've learned my lesson, after receiving an email hours after my previous post went live.

Wow, your envy is pathetic. I'm not relevant? I guess I've fooled every network and every cable news network. And what network are you on this evening, Mr. Fahey?

I'm on the Kotaku readers' network, the only one I'm concerned about. Sure, some of you think I'm a whiny bitch, but I'm your whiny bitch.

I'll be speaking in anagram for a portion of the post, because a certain someone is either googling his own name, or he subscribes to our RSS feed, in which case we're extremely flattered.

Anyhow, just caught Jams Chop Knot's profile on Nightline. We'll have a clip online as soon as one is available. Pretty standard stuff. Doom is a murder simulator, Rockstar is run by sociopathic criminals, etc. Highlights of the segment include Moth Nops claiming responsibility for the breakup of 2 Live Crew, and an amusing bit on the decline of school violence. When the interviewer points out that studies show school violence went down 50% between 1984 and 2000, Kajc explains that those studies are wrong, and schools just don't report violence anymore. I got the distinct impression that the interviewer was highly amused. Join the club buddy. Michael Fahey

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