Weird eBay auction ahoy! An extremely stylish Vice City mirror, perfect for reflecting things, looking at the back of your head in other mirrors, and testing to see if one of your ugly, LARPing gothmo buddies is a real vampire or not.

This is one of the strangest and rarest pieces of gaming swag I've seen. Rockstar gave these tiny magnet mirrors out to promote Grand Theft Auto III. Sure they could be used in a high school locker, but as this eBay auction suggests the mirror is a "cocaine mirror". A true piece of Grand Theft Auto history.

Protip: if he's wearing a trenchcoat, wireframe glasses, goatee, black jeans, a wolf t-shirt and white sneakers, he's probably not actually a vampire. It would be a good persona to hide in, yeah, but the older you get, the less patience you have for rock-scissors-paper and the incredibly shitty Photoshop "illustrations" used in those rulebooks.

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ebay auction for Vice City mirror [eBay, via Siliconera]