Kotaku
Uwe Boll is not a figment of your imagination or a piece of undigested pork. He is very real. If his shoddy motion pictures are not proof enough, then listen to Kotakuite Dane:
On Thursday at the comic-con my brother and I wear walking to the hospitality suite in the nearby Marriott hotel when I noticed an older man in an expensive suit standing next to some black car. I found him to seem strangely out of place, and thought "hey, it's a guy-in-a-suit"(In a slightly pejorative fashion). After I passed the man I hear someone come up to the vehicle; feeling curious, I turned to look,only to see everyone's least favorite director of videogame-to-movie adoptions, Uwe Boll. He expressed relief to the old man, whom I assume was his chauffeur, and quickly entered the car. I pulled out my camera to take a picture, however it takes about five seconds for the camera to start up, and by that time Uwe was already in the car with the door closed. While such a picture would be of little value, I suppose I figured it would have been nice to have a picture to go with this email.
Haven't done a Kotaku Stalku in donkey's yonks, so I was elated to get this tip. At first though, I thought this person might be lying, but then realized: who would actually lie about seeing Uwe Boll?
Yes. That is a duck wearing a jester hat in the picture.
