By Brian Ashcraft, 3:22 AM on Wed Dec 6 2006, 1,779 views (Edit post, Set to draft, Slurp)

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For most of our readers, it's late. That means one thing: Wheel out the Kingdom Hearts 2 flying penis clip. It's NSFW—That is, unless you work at an establishment where flying weenies are kosher. Note: It took not only one reader, but two to concoct this plan. Bryan writes:

My friend has finally gotten to play Kingdom Hearts 2, and as is oftentimes the case in that game, he got a little bored. So we decided to create a penis-shaped Gummi Ship, affectionately dubbed "Le Dicke." It turned out funnier than we hoped, what with Donald and Goofie's excited expressions. Feel free to point out the symbolism of a penis flying through a keyhole to reach the shining light... Heck, we could even turn this into an epic battle against STDs.

Impressive. You're parents must be so proud. Brian Ashcraft

Thanks, Bryan and Craig!