Need something new to dangle from your lobes and/or perforated nethers? While we Kotaku editors are sporting the nibbling lips of supermodels on those extremities, why not thread these glittery NES retro controller earrings through your body's puncture holes?

Don't have a puncture hole? An ice cube, an industrial stapler and a wooden dowel to clench between your teeth will do the trick.

NES Controller earrings (via Wonderland)

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