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TITS AHOY! Do not click this unless you are in a T&A safe place, you dig?
Behold, the utterly nonsensical trailer for the new Jenna Jameson porn game. Jenna wakes up in the Matrix, blasts some truly shitty techno, and does the best impression of Elaine's infamous dance from Seinfeld that I have ever seen in a pornographic medium.
Florian assures me that her mammaries don't bounce in real life, either, and I think we can all take his word for it.
What's really weird is that Florian has that exact same pajama set. I kid you not.
