Oh, I dare.

No replacements? You rebel!

Also perfect for pencils, paper clips, and spare packs of staples...

yuck!

Can Mrs. Bashcraft donate some of her Club Nintendo items for the next Kotaku contest? Pleaaaaaaaaase!

Those Wiimote covers are the fugliest thing I've ever seen. o_O

It looks like you're trying to prevent your Wiimotes from getting STDs.

I do like the holder though ^_^

Replacement straps are for panzies anyways. Real men know that the most satisfying part of Wii flailing is the risk of destroying property. Press on young Wii Viking, press on.

That picture is just weird looking. Atleast your tv won't get pregnant though.

Wheres mine?

@hondo: Really. I hadn't seen one of those before. It makes the Wiimote look like it belongs over on Fleshbot.

Jesus.

Please keep posting random Club Nintendo swag so I can live vicariously through you. Because we all know no one in America would ever be interested in actually having Club Nintendo over here.
*rolls eyes*

Seriously, that looks like a box containing a pair of marital aids.

There should be a small pouch for the beads on the side.

for free?? OMG I want one of those

How...pleasant.

Ok I thought I was the only one seeing something vaguely erotic about those wiimote jackets. They look like dildos...from the future.

Reminds me of a Purse.. What Demographic is nintendo REALLY marketing after here.

And please, One day, Club nintendo... Please.... atleast let us be able to buy this stuff...

it makes me feel dirty looking at that.

If Nintendo didn't intend anything sexual with the name "wii", why do they make so many S&M like accessories for the damn thing?

Ashcraft, anyone knows that if you haven't thrown your wiimote through your 60 inch HDTV, then you aren't hardcore enough.

You know if the US had a club Nintendo I would totally join. I remember from long ago when I was a kid someone was offering me a membership to some kinda Nintendo club but I thought they were lying. I wonder if it was true now cause I was quite a kid back then.

Now I have a place to put my vibrators ...I mean my Wii controllers!

@Ballaboy311: Ha!

ugh i'm starting to hate club nintendo for having all of this awesome stuff that will never see the light of day anywhere other than the land of the rising sun.. how i loathe the japanese... even if i am one... bastards...

Club Nintendo Japan is awesome. I'm jealous.

The european one sucks so bad. They're now deleting stars (the currency to buy all this awesome stuff) if you don't use them for a year. Thing is, they never put awesome stuff on the Club website, and I'm not spending my stars on friggin' wallpapers and ringtones...

@chacho:
Well, free in the sense that you must redeem codes included with games for Nintendo systems. So it'll still cost you, unless you can get someone to give you all of his after buying some games.

I dunno man. I just don't know.

@ChickenOfTheSea: Don't tempt anyone. The jokes are out there, it's bound to happen. Hell, I wouldn't be suprised if someone found a way to relieve themselves with the wiimote jacket as it is now. Fleshlight? Wiihole?

It doesn't even have some kind of handling strap ? So the only utility of this thing is to just stay there ? They could have at least make it a transportable device !

WTF! Why is Nintendo hate us so?

Add some dualshock vibration action and the number of female 'gamers' would skyrocket!!

All condom sex jokes aside...Even if Nintendo charged U.S. people only like 5 bucks, I would buy one. But nooo, Japan is special, [which it is] so no holder for the U.S.

THATS IT! I'm gonna start my own club Nintendo of America, maybe if Nintendo sees me doing it they will get the hint. Basically whoever joins will get an exclusive hand drawn picture of Mario from yours truly, by all means it's not much be its a freaking start lets do this people!

I like the Club Nintendo stuff, but all I think when I see them is that I wish I could get club Nintendo here in the US. Even Europe gets it! and Europe gets nothing cool! (for gaming at least.

I keep my remotes, nunchucks, Gamecube controllers, classic controller, and memory card in a little plastic kitchen container next to the TV. I used to let them sit out, but I got sick of seeing them collect so much dust when left alone for a couple of weeks.

The NES controllers sit on top of the NES though... they're 20 years old and I don't care... they can handle it.

And for completeness, the NES Power Pad is stored behind the couch.

I'm jealous! They need to bring this stuff over to North America!

@Kadugen: Will I get something special for being the first one to join?

say what you want about that wiimote jacket, but when you've fallen off a ledge for the millionth time in Super Mario Galaxy (fucking nunchuck thumbstick-shut up) and you knock yourself in the head, homer simpson style, you'll be happy those puppies are on there. i know this because ... a friend of mine did it. yeah... a friend.

No love for the nunchuck... No cozy. No vinyl box. Sad.

I still have my own original Wii-mote straps. I'm that cool. B-)

@hondo:
STDs? They kinda look like they're made out of bubblewrap. I'd have a hard time gaming with them because I'd be so tempted to just start wringing the wiimote like a wet washcloth.

It's high time for North America to stand up and make its own rewards program... it's up to us all to make it happen:
[www.gamersrewards.com]

Join the revolution! ;)

That's it! I 've had it with months and months reading about cute Ninty accessoiries, it's not nearly in balance with what it's actually about: gaming. There's a million more cozy little things that they can come up with to put a Wii logo on, but this Wiimote holder finally did it. I'm an emotional ragdoll rolling on the floor in my own poo softly repeating Ninty stop... stop it Ninty, stop it... Ninty?... Ninty?... stop it Ninty...

@JuliusMode: yeah you will get a picture oh a character of your choice