By Luke Plunkett, 10:40 PM on Wed May 23 2007, 6,451 views (Edit post, Set to draft, Slurp)

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MTV's Stephen Totilo isn't just a videogames writer. He's about to take the plunge and become a married man. You get one vagina for the rest of your life. Real smart Stephen. Way to work it through. No, seriously, congratulations.

Being the super-nerd that he is, Totilo's going to have some gaming themes for the big day. Namely, he's going to be naming each table after a gaming location. Some he's already settled on are City 17 (a stinky table populated by freaks which is blown up after the speeches by a weird bearded guy) and Rainbow Road (guests complain how they don't want to sit there before, once seated, continually falling off their chairs).

But now he's run out of ideas, and needs some help. If you've got five minutes to kill and a keen sense of poignancy, follow the link and help Stephen out. For my part, I'd say Melee Island. Luke Plunkett

Help me plan the video game portion of my wedding...[Player Two]