Did you stay up late to see just what God of War goodness would turn up once the Island of Rhodes ticker got to zero? DID YOU? I did. It's only 5:30pm here, though, so I don't feel too bad. Mike did, though, and his last words before collapsing in an exhausted, betrayed pile were "JESUS SHITTING CHRIST, WHAT THE GODDAMN HELL IS THIS CUNTING SHIT?". Captures the spirit of the times perfectly, I think.

Why the despair? No sooner did the clock strike zero than eager fans were treated to...a shitty wallpaper and some production videos. That don't work. CONNECTION ERRORS abound.

I hope you've all learned a valuable lesson. Like the good Public Enemy once said, "Don't believe the hype". Luke Plunkett

The Island of Rhodes

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