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Snapped at Japanese bookstore, it's like poor Pikachu was put in a medieval torture device. This has to scare children. Hell, it scares me.
Pikachu Scary [Fucked Gaijin]
6:00 AM on Mon Jul 9 2007
By Brian Ashcraft
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Somebody hit their awkward teenage years in a bad, bad way.
O.o
KILL IT WITH FIRE.
Wait, no, Pikachu's electric.
KILL IT WITH EARTH.
XD
What the hell is that shit? That creeps me out just looking at it.
Gah, that's gonna give me nightmares for a week =S
It's the result of Doshin and Pikachu breeding, eww kill it!
what...the... you know what, i cant even explain it words, and usually cus words explain the unexplainable but this is far worse, this is beyond anyone's imagination of HORRIBLE and DEMENTED thoughts.
lol kill it kill it omg kill it before ashcraft eats him
Hahahaha, I really need to get back to Japan soon.
@Phenix: hah yup, and now that cute, monosyllabic language is officially a learning disability and not an "awkward phase".
that really is a pokeman
@Lyrai: Or water
That's exactly what I want to see when I first wake up.
dis Pikachu is in pokemon diamond! seriously! u beat the elite 4 51 times and then talk to prof oak 999 times and then beat the elite 4 92 times and u get teh puberty stone! den u use it on pikachu and he evolve to pikateen! it true!
Does gaijin translated to "up"?
His hands looks like they're ready for the grope.
Oh snap, looks like Pikachu's ready for the big leagues.
Well thats this years halloween costume sorted...
Hummm, PokeMan? LOL
This must be his final form.
Pichu > Pikachu > Raichu > Reverts back to Pikachu, but is tall and scary.
That scares me :! damn :! thats just freaky
Oh my God. This is...
...I'm gonna have nightmares tonight.
@CrimemasterGogo:
err.. he said ground because ground is the only super effective attack against pure electric types =P
very miyazaki
LOL
I can't stop laughing at that. That looks scary.
Headline:
NINTENDO MASCOT IN DOPING SCANDAL
- Original Pokemon accused of steroid abuse in lead up to Super Smash Bros. launch.
He looks like something out of Evangelion.
@ Channing
Haha! I was just gonna say it looks like an Angel from Evangelion! Niiiiiiiiiiiiice.
It's like someone mixxed an earthbound 'Starman' with the most fucked up yellow rodent ever
@Huginn:
Or the dudes from Berzerk
NIGHTMARES NIGHTMARES NIGHTMARES NIGHTMARES NIGHTMARES NIGHTMARES NIGHTMARES NIGHTMARES NIGHTMARES AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Dear Lord, it's Pokéthulhu!
Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!
Aaaaagh it's Hattoushin Pikachu!!
long pikachu is LOOOOOOOOonnnnnnnnnnggggg
it like someone made it from a memory of seeing pikachu in like 1999 when they where drunk and there glasses where at lenscrafters!
I didn't know Pikachu could evolve. Let alone into some long ass version of itself.
LMAO! Pikachuuuuuuu!
Jesus Christ, what the fuck?! o.O
it looks funneh! XD
Look, it's Pikachu on steroids!
Don't take drugs, kids, or the same will happen to you!
=o it's the face on this thing that's so disarming... it looks soooo friendly - until it get's it's claws close enough! Which looks to be anywhere within 12 feet! o=
Halloween came early to Japan!!!
Goddamn.
Looks like his lightning stones finally dropped.
IT CAN BE RAEP TEIM NOW PLZ?
Say, that's one stretched out pokeman!
@Hyrule Outlaw: Of course he can evolve, what do you think Raichu is? (god I feel so lame knowing that at my age...) But that? *shudder*
Its Starman's illegitimate child with a Pokemon!
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