Oh Penny Arcade, when will you learn. Never challenge the guys who make a game to play their own game. The Bungie Vs. Penny Arcade match-up was, apparently, more of an "ever escalating atrocity of corpse-humping carnage" then an actual challenge. Not only did Bungie beat PA like a red-headed step-child on St. Patty's Day, but they did it so handily that it makes you wonder if the PAs were even around to receive the ass-whooping.

Of course, Penny Arcade has their excuses, but the bottom line is they were pwn3d. I'll open the floor to Bungie for a bit of a rant now:

Penny Arcade screamed as we spewed round after round of humiliating lead into them. They moaned righteously that we were rocket camping rocket whores who excelled only in the art of rocketry-whoreitude. How right they were. And when we weren't taking them out value-pack style with double-kill rocket drops, we were stabbing them in their stupid, dull eyes with twin prongs of burning angst.

Penny Arcade, apparently still able to walk after that tremendous backside battering, called Bungie out for a little Splinter Cell rematch. Bungie, busy trying to find someone who can do more then provide squatting bull's-eyes for them to blast, declined, instead siccing their hos on them.

The Halo Humpdage Challenge

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