This Hot Coffee scandal may be the biggest gaming news story since Mortal Kombat got everyone into a bloody tizzy. I've assembled a quick guide to our Hot Coffee stories from the week to help keep you in the know.

Guide after the jump.

Hot Coffee On PS2 (Get your PS2 Hot Coffee codes here!)

Rockstar Supports ESRB (Gaming allies announce support for one another.)

Thompson Coached Clinton for GTA Attack? (Attorney Jack Thompson accidentally leaks his intentions for an investigation into Best Buy for selling "sexual material," claims that he aided Sen. Hilary Clinton's preparations for her press conference.)

The ESA Strikes Back (The ESA gets all up in Sen. Clinton's face in a response to her jawing.)

Thompson, You Ignorant Slut (John Kepler Lewis responds to Jack Thompson's ridiculous letter.)

Thompson Calls for ESA Pres Resignation (Prick that he is, Thompson equates ESA Prez, Doug Lowenstein with Hitler, calls for him to step down, and generally blathers for longer than a reasonable attention span would allow.)

Clinton Calls For Fed Inquiry Into GTA (Sen. Clinton really thinks her time is best spent persecuting video game makers. Rants on poverty and education nowhere to be found.)

Rockstar Offical Denies Making Hot Coffee (Instead, it was created by hackers who altered the source code. Those inconsiderate jerks!)

Senator Whines About ESRB Ratings (Senator Leland Yee says GTA should be Adults Only and looks like a prude.)

Hot Coffee Could Burn Rockstar (The brewing of a controversy begins.)

GTA Sex Authentic and Unlocked? (The rumours are proved to be true about Hot Coffee's existence.)

San Andreas Has Built-in Sex Game? (Rumours of this lewd and loveable game first leak.)

-SM

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