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This year's Pokémon Festa may be long over, but its memories live on! Especially those memories involving inflatable Pikachu's netherregion being pulled and penetrated. We didn't know Pika was female. Did you? Embarrassing pics involving Pikachu and humans safely stored after the jump. Depending on your feelings for Pikachu, these images just might very well be NSFW.
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oh... oh my.
It's terrifying.
Now, if they called Pikachu the 'pitching machine' pokemon, the pictures would be 500% more entertaining!
/sadly: What the fuck, dude.
Im sure no one saw that coming...
Oh my...
Why are children crawling into pikachu's vagina? *shudders*
You gotta love the steps in the third pic, leading up to it.
But, it would be worse that you have to enter from the back side O_o...
Heh.. heheh... ha... ROFL.
This is all sorts of creepy. I'm not a doctor but I thought children came OUT of the vagina. I'm not planing on becoming a mother. I heard it was hard enough to pop humanoids out, but shoving back in?
Well I was just standin' here
and Jack Thompson locked himself in the Pikagina
Asked myself, "why won't Jack Thompson come out the Pikagina?"
and nobody has no answers, and so I pull out my gun!
Geez... I have nothing to say.
Take-a-peek-A!
Hot stuff.
Uhhhh Pikachu is a guy. Female Pikachus have a dent in the tip of their tail. Plus the Pokemon TV series would spontaneously combust if Ash's Pikachu was male.
Pikachu sure can fit em all in... but can she keep it in when they're done?
Well, that was rather distressing. peek a pika?
This is now my wallpaper. I hope you're happy...
This seems like the kind of thing that wwwww was made for.
@kotakuspaceship: ...WHY DO YOU KNOW THAT!
WHY?
I hope you're happy Kotaku. I'm laughing so hard I'm in tears right now... I'll have my revenge!
That's the fourth - maybe even third most disturbing thing I've seen this week.
why would they do that? why?! PIKAAAAAAAAA! :(
japanese version of the birds and the bees?
did you really have to take it there?
Dirty!
So thats where Japanese people come from!
@Kaji: ROFL
That was one of the best episodes. HAHA.
"oh no hes got the gun again!"
Muy gud!
@TOCATL: I think it's totally worse and possibly funnier if they exit from the backside.
hawt
Now there's an...interesting picture. I was kind of hoping for a pink pikachu, personally...
>.<
@Sariah: They're all pink on the inside.
Whoever thought of designing Pikachu like that either a) had never seen a woman naked before, or b) is the most perverted executive at the Pokemon Company.
O_o Man I don't know what to say except WTF?
Somewhere right now, the weirder parts of furry fandom are having gigantic boners, because Internet Quantum Fetish Theory states that now that someone thought of it, there's at least one person out there who finds mass unbirthing with a giant Pikachu really, really erotic.
This demands a Photoshop contest!
Pikachu doesn't seem to mind the goings-on too much.
No harm, no foul.
japan,japan, how you creep me out/entertain me....
@ the second picture:
PIKACHU GOATSE!?
AHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA.
Ahahaha
AHAHAHAHAHA.
Thank you for that...
Oh god. Thanks for ending my day in terror.
@Gabexmosh:
u knows it, and it's called eka's portal
Would.
Oww. I laughed so much, one of my kidneys exploded.
Honestly, didn't the designers think this one through? Or maybe they're really twisted buggers. :P
pokemon mixed with a subtle hint of hentai... only in japan :P
You know, guys, I had really hoped to sleep tonight. Now if I want to do that, I'll have to drink that image out of my head, and there's not enough High Life in the world to do that.
I love how the FCC and the British are going ape shit about violent video games harming children...when this is the most disturbing thing ever. @,@;
Well, uh... no, no i don't have anything witty to say about this.
Japaaaaaan...
Vag-Is-Saur! I choose you!
It hurts when I pika-pii!
last one I swear...
Gotta snatch 'em all!
@TitillatedOcelot:
LMAO that's so wrong, in all ways >.<
Sure, you all laugh about this, but look at Pikachu's face. It never changes. That poor Pokemon has been exposed and molested so many times now that it doesn't even pale his rosy cheeks. It's become so good at blocking out emotion and putting on a happy face that it's practically plastic.
But seriously, those pictures are hilarious.