With all those erotic PC games released in Japan, how's a company supposed to stand out? Hint: Make the game tangible. On the fifth floor of Akihabara Sofmap, married women title Married Women Harem ~This is the Married Women Paradise Inn~ does just that! Instead of just leaving a stack of fliers and info about pre-ordering, there is a display to entice costumers to pick up the game's literature. We've seen this before: Here, for example. That doesn't mean one still can't marvel at this game promotion wizardy! Embarrassing jubblies safely placed after the jump.

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That just looks wrong and out of place.
Looks like two piglets in a bra, not jubblies.
They be saggin a bit!
I don't think jubblies are the right word for those. Sandbags maybe? Or perhaps two medicine balls that you use to exercise? Or perhaps two rocks? Or...
Well they are some of the biggest breast i have ever seen on a cardboard cut out.
I wonder what they feel like. Probably like those anti-stress balls.
Does the speech bubble say "please kill me?"
That expression combined with the bloat kind of leaves no other sensible option.
mmm...jubblies. good. must . touch . jubblies.
@SolDieR:
haha shoulder boulders and their in their shoulder boulder holder lol
I wonder... at places like Gamestop, employees usually get to take home the display stands and such after a bit game's release (have to make room for new ones, old ones go somewhere!).
So, does the manager of a game store selling adult games have plastic anime jubblie torsos all around his apartment? I hope so.
The fact that will arouse many is probably something that's sad enough to warrant a moment of silence.
They could have made them a bit more... convincing.
I try to pass up every single one of these jubblies posts ... but, I never can. So, when my girlfriend sent me a cam phone pic of hers, I had to put it up as my avatar for Kotaku.
It just felt right. Click it for an enhanced view :D
Her face looks like that of a crack addict.
@elevenoverzero: If only crack addicts were that attractive.
this could be useful as a Wiimote holder^^
@elevenoverzero: I do not think you have known many crack addicts ...
This definitely catches people's attention, mainly because it is weird. People might want to pick up the flier just to find out how the cartoony young girl ended up with somewhat realistic grandma's jubblies. Also an interesting fact is how everyone is so fixed on the stand that nobody says anything about the title of the game, or book, or whatever this mannequin is supposed to be promoting (really, at this point who cares) called "Married Women Harem", that premise alone should have made people look at this post funny.
@setuzoku: lol. Nice
Ahh Japan.
I love you soooo much.
From afar.
Boy, I'd walk right up to that standee and take a nap in 'em.
@jayntampa: Thanks, made my day!
Muppet Boobs.
@setuzoku: Guess where the charger is!
@BambooCactus:
You're welcome! She made my day when she sent the pic :D
were do you put the quarter?
jayntampa - So that's the story on your avatar. I clicked on it the other day and wondered why a guy had that as his pic. Congrats on finding such a lovely lady.
As to the story. Wow. I guess the game will be as unrealistic of a depiction of women as the advertising is though.
@fnc: Yep, I'm lucky! She even supports my gaming addiction & my writing compulsion (those that write fiction know what I mean). She's even looking forward to Mass Effect and called the ending to Portal "kick ass!"
That's no moon... those are jubblies!
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