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There's not one, but two (count 'em!) Lucky Star adult video adaptations. The anime already has a DS game and is getting a PS2 incarnation this November. So lucky. And just yesterday we featured smut flick Kira Suta, which put too much effort in puns and chocolate buns, but not enough in hair dye. Enter porno actress Yuria Hidaka. She's got the hair color, the cowlick and the clothes right. The rest is very, very wrong.
Know this: While the above photo is innocuous enough, there is a freakazoid picture after the jump. It does not contain any nudity or bodily fluids whatsoever, but is VERY MESSED UP. So! If you are the type to be offended by, say people in shrink-warp, then move along. Everyone else, click at your own risk!
TOLD YOU! There is a mouth hole so the lady can breath, but this does seem totally dangerous. I mean, putting someone in a bag and sucking out the oxygen?
Remember when people being filmed "doing it" was considered deviant?
Another Lucky Star Porn [Neko Are Blog]
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*Sings*
"Got myself a cryin', talkin', sleepin', walkin', livin' doll - still in original packaging!"
Neat...a real live action shrink wrapped babe NRFB! Remind me to preserve my gf this way...
:3
Dear god...
Why does that turn me on?
so this is what it's like to be cultured
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lmao
:'(
There are some definite pedo pix in that link.
.........
*cries*
@Ozyman666: Yup it's kind of sad this is tolerated.
Like I said last time, "If they make a live-action Pokemon porn, then god help us all."
I worked in a porn store for a summer, and witnessed all manner of horrible things and people...and this still bothers me. Every time I think I'm so jaded and cynical I can't be disgusted by anything, the Japanese adult industry shows me otherwise.
Thanks Japan!
If you have a porn star in packaging, is it still collectible? Seems to me it'd already be ruined before you ever made the costly mistake of removing the original packaging. =)
I really want to unsee that image. And I leave comments on Fleshbot!
Thanks Japan, thanks for reminding me just how fucked up this world is. I will never look at toys the same way again...
The girl is cute so isn't that enough? Why can't they just make a straight normal AV instead of doing something weird. Totally a turn-off. But I've seen even weirder from Japan, so not totally surprised ...
Kinky...
I can see it on ebay:
For sale: Girl, mint on sealed cart, never been used. Only used for display purposes.
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@dirtybacon:
You cannot unsee what has been seen.
@lucky644:
Link would help;
[www.animetc.com]
but seriously
is THAT a REAL woman, just wrapped up?
i would say it's just a perv plastic doll
pasltic, indeed
right, RIGHT...?
Hmm. Odd.
They did this with Haruhi too a while ago; had a clever title: The Compression of Suzumiya Haruhi.
According to reports, the drill was to get in shrink wrap, get poked in shrink wrap, get out, undress, rinse and repeat (possibly without rinsing).
Yeah. Dunno what to make of it.
That latex thing was on HBO Real Sex.... only dangerous with amateurs
@austinpoet:
"OMG you are *so vanilla, Steve. Shirley understands me."
And this is were I drop the fun quotes.
i have "stumbled" upon that "actress" in a few scenes before and i'm not surprised seeing her in shrink-wrap here. she has done MUCH MUCH MUCH more freakier and disturbing things that i just don't understand how someone would be sexually aroused by. i just don't get japanese porn, from the censoring mosaic to the disturbing scat scuff. oh well...someone will get a kick out of this...
For all of you going OMGJapan, vacuum beds have existed for years. I believe I first saw one in an English magazine. Now, that first-person spunker/fetch me my bat game, you go right ahead. But the whole "Oh it's messed up it must be from Japan" thing is a little broad.
meh ...
"Fire In The Shy" Did it first
@xiphos: "Shy" = Sky btw
Why is this even under the DS topic? It isn't about the game and the second picture shows up on feeds without proper link seperation which isn't proper.
You need a large "NSFW" and lessons in formatting feeds.
What worries ME is that people are actually freaked out by this. I mean... this is the internet. Unless you've been here for all of five minutes, you should've come across far, far weirder, and far, far more perverted things than a little vacuum bed fetish. Which I don't believe comes from Japan in the first place, but even if it does there are plenty of folks around the world who dig it.
I must admit, after seeing some Max Hardcore scenes, nothing freaks me out anymore.
That and I am part Japanese and German. I'm pretty sure that due to genetics I cannot get it up without some "freaky" stuff.
but wait they don;t show the next scene in which an elephant takes a dump on her then baboons flung poo at the Wii.. get it Wii.
Wow... That has got to be really uncomfortable. I would probably start screaming and trying to get out of it.
Altough that would be a great thing to do to someone when they get too drunk and pass out.
Luckily the internet has desensitised me to the horrors of... the internet.
Carry on, if you wish. I care not.
I've seen creepier stuff on HBO really... but regardless just looking at that makes me feel dirty :)
Deviance.
That's called a Vacuum Bed. It's basically a tube on the outside with 2 layers of plastic on the inside. Connect it to a Vaccuumcleaner, et voila, your veggies will stay fresh forever. It's just the next step to handcuffs.
Anyway... even if I now truthfully say that I know these things only because a friend of mine is totally into it, I guess no one will believe me anyway, eh? Oh, who cares, it's just the 'net...
Um, do people even have normal sex anymore? If a man and a woman were shipwrecked on a deserted island, would they need some fancy get up to get it on? Movies like Blue Lagoon must be so dated to internet junkies.
I find that disturbing, but as long as no-one gets hurt (you know what I mean), I guess to each his own. I'll just try to avoid that, thank you very much.
A shrinkwrapped Japanese Girl? WOW! I can't wait to see this one on ebay... Blue Haired Japanese Girl Mint On Card Very Rare Red Skirt Variant! Free shipping with buy it now!
@Zhen-Chan: Dang it! I posted my comment before I read yours! Argh! You beat me to it! LOL! Sorry about that...
Yeah. I'm done being scared by the internet; this is nothing. Wait until you are crusing iTunes' shared music and as of recently movie folders through a college dorm's LAN and find a ENTIRE harddrive of beastiality involving all animals, big and small... and people... *shudder*. gross. At that point you no longer fear, you just wait to die...
Not terribly disturbing really, but then that's coming from someone active in the BDSM community. It's called a vacuum bed, and is actually perfectly safe as long as there is a breathing hole that wont move away from the mouth. Most vacuum beds use a tube, a bit like a snorkle, so that the victim can be certain they are safe.
To quote Dante at the end of Devil May Cry 3, "This is what I live for!" Oh and if you've seen the Haruhi vacuum bed one, well then there's really nothing new to see here.
W!T!F !
ah, this should keep her fresh.
My Eyes!!! The goggles do nothing!!!
@DARRENINDEED lol lol
I like how you say quote "so the VICTIM can be safe"
Victim would refer to someone abused or hurt so the word safe and victim made me laugh.
so, how does she piss while shrink wrapped?!?
and just what is that bulging thing on the lower waist?!?!
She sure looks like she's havin a good time in that vacuum bed. Smiles all around.
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To me it looks like she's encased in carbonite. Is she being carried off to Jabba?
I've seen worse, much worse. But that was Japanese as well. I sense some sort of pattern.