Thanks to Destructoid for finding this deeply embarrassing evidence of the further jockifiation of the gamer culture. At right, the top-rated guy on GorgeousGamers.com holds an invisible basset hound against his groin.
Any woman who finds this raggedy-hatted assfrat attractive deserves to be beaten with the wooden end of the coed bathroom toilet plunger.
And then plunged.
But look, I seriously blame Madden for this horrible barbarian invasion. Games were supposed to be our fortress against these jerks. Now they mill around among us, like earwigs in a sack of meal. Earwigs who scream FAGGET all the time.
It's Like Hot or Not, but for gamers [Destructoid]




















