Kotaku
From the website that brought you 5 Minutes to Kill Yourself and Viva Caligula comes Candy Mountain Massacre, the latest highly inappropriate game to grace the Adult Swim Games section. It's a 3D 3rd-person shooter which puts you in the shoes of a sexy female exterminator charged with cleansing the creatures of Candy Mountain, who have been turned into vicious killers due to some sort of plague. Dress up in cosplay or don some black-ops gear as you slaughter your way through leprechauns, bunnies, and cooing babies with three different weapons. It's one of the better web-based shooters I've played, running quite smoothly despite the odd glitch here and there. Probably not safe for work, unless your job doesn't mind dying representations of Irish folklore shouting, "Look what you did, ya slut!"
Candy Mountain Massacre [Adult Swim]
Comments
Where's Charlie?
CHAAAARRRRRRRRRRRLIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEE!
It's not complete without a dancing, singing Y. D:
Hmmm, install a flash extension to let future flash files control my cursor? Thanks, but, no thanks.
Oh right ... that's where the little streams of alcohol go a-trickling down the rocks.
I'm with everyone else, where's Charlie?!!
I'm not sure unicorns can function with only one kidney.
Spoiler.
That was horrible.
I find your lack of Charlie disturbing.
If it were playable, I might have liked it better. Don't know what Fahey was playing, but all I got was a hideously buggy "game" that stopped responding to my controls randomly and repeatedly, and screwed with Firefox like nobody's business.
Ahhh!! They took my kidneys!!
Yeah, this game was horribly buggy, I warped under the stage and picked off all those ugly leprechauns from below. Then the game froze. Definately not on par with Caligula and Orphan Feast.
Can you take their kid... Oh, damn this was all taked by everyone above.
I'm with above posters. This might have been fun, if it actually worked and didn't keep crashing.
Nope. It certainly does keep crashing after 30 seconds. I tried, it really looked fun.
"Come with us to Candy Mountain, Charlie!"
You do know that there's no such thing as Candy Mountain, right?
Worked for me. I finished it. There's a sequel in the works according to the end where it says "coming soon: Part 2"
Favorite character? The Hello Kitty wannabes. When they kill you they say "I'll use your bones for cake batter".
It was a decent use of 10 minutes... Halo 3 time.
From ancient Rome to Candy Mountain.
I love Adult Swim.
But I agree, I expected Charlie.
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*walks out of Flash game, covered in blood, holding gun*
...I've seen things, man... horrible things...
I really hate the shockwave platform. It's always slow, buggy and ugly. Not to mention that I am using a 5 button mouse with my PowerBook, but it still insists on Q to melee.
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