Kotaku
Over at GayGamer.net, they are handing out 5 copies of the DS game Magnetica for those who can write the fruitiest fairy haiku. Contests at other sites are not news. But imagine my delight when GayGamer's editor Fruit Brute wrote, informing me that one of their submissions was a haiku about me:
Florian Eckhardt: though you've won three gaymer's hearts, I'm not that easy.
Honestly, when gay gamers start ejaculating spools of 5-7-5 poetry in your honor, you know you've hit the big time. Oddly enough, though, it got me thinking... Kotaku's constabulary of editors all have names very appropriate to the ancient Japanese art of the haiku. Consider...
BRI-AN CRE-CEN-TE
MI-CHAEL MC-WHER-TOR
E-LI-ZA GAU-GER
GAY BRI-AN ASH-CRAFT
They all work! Why not go over and submit some gay-themed Kotaku editor haikus to GayGamer today?
Magnetica Giveaway [Gay Gamer]
