• Guitar Hero

    So You Wanna Be A Violin Hero?

    I'm going to hell. I know I am. As a teenager, I once indulged in Onan's sin in a church restroom, after my pastor's teenage daughter accidentally spilled the baptismal font all over her white t-shirt. I once beat the crap out of the guy in front of me in line during the PS2 launch, sending him to the hospital just so I could take over his pre-order. And, hell, I work here. So yeah, I'm gonna burn.

    My once chance to escape eternal torment? Everyone knows that Satan has a violin duel clause. Beat the Devil in a musical duel with a fiddle and you can escape damnation.

    Unfortunately, I don't know how to play the violin. But as I get older, I'm starting to realize more and more that life is fleeting and hell is forever. It really is time for me to learn. So enter the Evio Violin Controller, a motion-sensor musical game in which you play a faux violin in accompaniment to the notes scrolling across the screen. Better yet, it's a standalone game... all you need is a television.

    Very neat. Unfortunately, it's out of stock at Play Asia, but I'm now officially signed up for the mailing list so I can get it as soon as its available again.

    Evio Violin Controller [Aeropause]

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