It's a story as old as time. Young dude with funny hair gets his first guitar, becomes a rockin' guitar hero, starts doing loads of coke and ends up drawing a fake beard on his face. This pseudo docu-drama won't be hitting theaters in this life. It should, 'cause I'd totally watch it. These guys live rock 'n' roll, breathe rock 'n' roll and piss rock 'n' roll.

(So does Crecente.)

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