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As the founding member of Kotaku's own branch of the He-Man Woman Hater's Club, I probably should not deign to cootie myself up touching the subject matter of the Top 10 Girliest Games of All Time. Best to put on my Haz-Mat suit, hand off the assignment to our token female staffer, then go watch some Pumping Iron to up the testosterone levels again. But Eliza's never around when you need her.
So pastels ahoy! Kotakuite Paul K. was kind enough to direct us to this Aeropause post trying to determine what girlie games have the most rainbows, sticker parties, ponies and puppy dogs. The Spice Girls, My Little Pony, Strawberry Shortcake and Hello Kitty are all over this list, so if you have any unfilled cavities, best to avoid.
Like the Top 10 Manliest Games of all Time, this list contains a stark omission: Super Princess Peach, otherwise known as the Pretty Princess Temper Tantrum Game. How could you miss that one, guys?
The 10 Girliest Video Games EVAR! [Aeropause]
Previously: Top 10 Manliest Games Ever
