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Eleven Shopping Days Left

Bah Humbug

My shopping isn't even close to being finished. I have the kind of parents who still think dial-up is a viable form of the internet - so gadgets and games from the Gift Guide aren't really going to help me be a very good Santa Claus. The fact that my beard hasn't even begun to grey (cough, Crecente, cough) makes me even less convincing than the messy-haired twenty-something that I am does. But my too-hip friends are going to get presents from the Gift Guide - assuming I actually feel like shopping for them.

Sorry guys, I fail at friendship. Check the guide, ease your pain Field of Dreams-style.

2:40 PM on Tue Dec 13 2005
By lsmith
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