You've got a tremendously exciting third person shooter. It's an exclusive and was a smash hit in America. It's even going to be made into a feature film. So, if you are Microsoft Japan, how do you promote it? Have a lonelygirl15-type Japanese school girl talk about becoming a shoe designer when she grows up, how she feels happy looking at shoes and how she thinks she can make cuter shoes than what she sees in stores. Oh, add a scare and lotta what-the-fuck.

More after the jump. Brian Ashcraft

She says that she was attacked previously, then tries to pull it out from underneath the bed and then calls it an "idiot."

Japanese Viral Gears of War Ad [Jean Snow]

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