Mark Wilson and I did our best Dumb Guy Who Doesn't Speak German impression at the GC Developers Conference, capitalizing on our convincing ignorance and weaseling our way in to the still under construction show floor for Games Convention proper. We were only able to secure complete pics of Sony's uberbooth before we were turned away by sour German security guardettes. "No photografik!" we were told, when our "avoid eye contact" and "shrug a lot" tactics failed. While we were unable to secure snaps of the Devil May Cry 4 dedicated space (without a Capcom logo in sight), it was the lack of Xbox 360 booth pics that broke our hearts.

We took consolation in our swiping of a copy of an early build of Silent Hill Origins, which we later uploaded to our favorite torrent trackers in protest. Just kidding, of course, Konami!

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