Kotaku
At Games Convention's press-only day, I got some hands-on impressions with Eidos' latest Lara Croft, Karima Adebibe, the eighth proper sequel in the Lara Croft franchise. In short, she smells like a coconut, might be a little too tanned and ultimately melanoma-ridden before she turns 25, and is doubly intimidating dual-wielding an English accent and model good-looks. The only downside to being in proximity of the current-gen Lara is how the DNA-driven bad art on the left just don't hold up in a side-by-side comparison.
Final score: A-
Comments
Did she suck your wang...
If so your a pimp dude...
Man, look at that picture! McWhertor is a happy man.
Aw, you got me all excited for a minute that Eidos had shown off the new Tomb Raider game, but it was just pictures of a hot girl :(
This was the best part of GC for McMike, as well as the sad little cameraman...
I always suspected that McWherter looked like a pedophile, and I finally have my proof.
Time to call "To Catch a Preditor"
Mike just one question that has been bugging me for a really long time... Are they real???
Now thats what I call the highlight of the show eh McWhertor? :D
I think that she is my favorite Lara yet.
No, I know she is.
None of the others really... fit the part for me.
::sighs::
I guess I have a new crush now.
@InsidiousTuna: Awwww.
Hehe "hands on" is right :-D
YOU WENT WITHOUT ME MIKE?! HOW COULD YOU?! I CAN'T BELIVE IT.
you'd have cute kids.
one word: ruffie
Mmm, she's pretty attractive.
I'd like to raid her tomb.
@OhTheHugeManatee:
LMFAO
You shoulda put your hand on her a little lower McWhertor. THEN you'd be a pimp.
@OhTheHugeManatee: LOL.
She can ride my obelisk.
Mike is like a littler grizzly adams!
That is one reflective shirt she's wearing.
It almost look like it's been photoshopped or added in digitally.
O_o;
I'm not a fan of fake breasts, but she has a gorgeous face!
Good job, McW
She is pretty good-looking, and I'd love some hands-on action with her myself - I know where both of my hands would go first.
i wonder if she does a backflip twirl thing she will explode to like 9 pieces.. hahah
Awesome McWhertor, I just preordered mine today.
@OhTheHugeManatee: Wouldn't we all?
She is like MEGA HOT XD
If Mcwhertor got rid of the greasy cowlick thing in the top right corner and shaved, she would be all over him (well, more all over him). He's pretty good looking for a big nerd.
PS3 sucks...
Oh nm, wrong thread... Can't believe this post is bring everyone together! Yeah, I concur, shes lovely...
I chuckled a bit after reading the headline and seeing a picture of a real girl. Almost thought that someone meant to post on fleshbot and accidently posted here.
@Krytha: Don't try to change him! His entire charm comes from the fact that he has ever owned only 1 brush and lost it under all his futanari hentai.
Hands-on, lol!
lara is hot!!!
Oh, and uhhh, I did her! Huh huh huh. Yeah yeah, me too, me too!
"Authorities say this was the last known photo of Miss Adebibe..."
She is a person, you all know this, right?
@balls187: Oh yeah, good rape joke man. Hilaaaaarious.
Will we get "sloppy seconds" impressions on her, too?
Mcwhertor looks like a pretty fit guy (no beer belly I can see), I can imagine him in hotpants and blue vest traversing the wilds of the jungle, Lara Croft next to him. Damn they make a hot couple.
mikes a pimp. you know he hit that.
@El-Suave: Please, just kill me now.
i'm a big fan of coconuts
dude yeah right.. haha hes gotta be something else to hit that.. shes got a lot of choices you know.. including each and every one of us here haha.
and maybe they arent fake.. cuz yeah im not a fan of implants either..
@CallmeMongoose: "She is a person, you all know this, right?"
:
Yeah, she's a person... a SUPER HOT ONE! With big, beautiful... GUNS!
@Scazza:
Oh you!
@CallmeMongoose:
Thanks for clarifying that she's a person. Because most of us were like "man, we'd tap that!!!" but holding back because we weren't 100% sure she was, in fact, a person. But now that we know she is a person: Everyone, tap that booty!
McWhertor we all know you told that girl you run the greatest blog on the internet and promised to get her up in the spotlight for a night... so yeah, let us know if you succeed in raiding that tomb ;)
Look at Michael's hairy face, then look at Lara's breasts.
Oh the amount of games we could play with her....
Wow, this sure brought out the idiots. I would have scored her a B- but meh, I'm spoiled.
McWhertor, ye scurvy bastard! I'll have your head for this!
Read: Jealousy.
@OhTheHugeManatee:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Fake B(.)(.)BIES FTW!
@PhantomSpaceman67:
Why choose when you can have them all?
Yeah, I dunno - I like my boobs not kinda lumpy. *shrug* Just saying.
New Tomb Raider movie.
Now.
@McWhertor:
It looks like your hair wisp is trying to tell us something.
LOL, they look like two different species..."here we have a male Gallus domesticus scavenging near a Rosa multiflora cathayensis Rehder."