DENVER, 5:20 PM, FRI JUL 25 | 66 POSTS IN THE LAST 24 HOURS | tips@kotaku.com | RSS
AU

NES Bathtub Beard Bonanza in the Buff!

When I'm not sniffing out Kotaku stories, I spend most of my time online the same way you do: cruising for porn. Imagine the little frisson of pleasure that went through me when I spied the following subject in the tips@ mailbox: "NES Homo-eroticism?"

"G...gaymers?" I faltered, my quivering cursor hovering, unclicking, over the words. "Can it truly be?"

But no, it was for naught. For as the (female) photographer points out: "That is my super hot boyfriend!!!!!!!!!!!! (the one on the right)". These rugged young men are fakes. Fauxmos. And one is taken, at that.

What a tragedy. My "I Love Yaoi" babydoll t-shirt is damp and clingy with my tears.

Thanks for the link, Ryan!

The whole set can be found here (worry not; there's a man-nipple here and there, but no sack) [Flickr]

3:40 PM on Thu Jun 22 2006
By Eliza Gauger
256 views
14 comments