Well, I picked up Gunstar Heroes: Treasure Box and Earth Defense Force 2 last week, so I'll keep my purchases to a minimum. Anyone who doesn't pick up New Super Mario Bros. gets a smack from me!

New Super Mario Bros. (DS)
The amazing 2D/3D platformer arrives! Old-school platforming, with new power-ups and a frantically fun two-player WiFi mode make for the best Mario game in years.

Dance Dance Revolution Mario Mix (GC)
Not new, but back in stores this week after a long absence. It's DDR with a Mario makeover.

Fuel (Xbox)
The off-roadin', ATV racin', personal watercraftin' racer gets a budget release for the Xbox.

The Da Vinci Code (PS2, PC, Xbox)
Action adventure adaptation of the Ron Howard movie adaptation of the Dan Brown book. Maybe you've heard of it.

X-Men III: The Official Game (DS, GBA, GC, PC, PS2, Xbox 360, Xbox)
It's official. You can play as Wolverine, Nightcrawler, and Iceman while you fend off the forces of Magneto. Warning: licensed content ahead.

With the exception of New Super Mario Bros., what are you getting this week? I'm quite serious about the smack, people.

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