Either the first week of May is a retail death sentence or no publisher wants their games to be lost amid the impending E3 hype. Regardless, this week is D-E-A-D-dead as far as new releases go. Here is this week's emaciated line-up.
Ghost Recon: Advance War Fighter (PC)
The Tom Clancy branded tactical shooter gets the PC port treatment this week. Buy buy buy!!!
Gallop Racer 2006 (PS2)
There's only one thing you need to know about the Tecmo horse racing/raising sim: you can "feel the blory of winning the Dream Cup!" according to the official site. And get a free riding whip for pre-ordering! Blorious!
Dr. Sudoku (GBA)
It's sudoku. On the Game Boy Advance. Did I mention it's sudoku?
Top Gun (Nintendo DS)
The 1986 Tom Cruise movie gets the DS treatment in this follow up to the NES game I probably would hate if I had to play again.
Paradise (PC)
Hot point and click African adventure action from the creators of Syberia. The game features pointing AND clicking.
Well, I'll be picking up about 15 copies of Gallop Racer 2006, but that's it. Are you ladies and gentlemen picking up anything this week? Hello? Anyone?



















