Oh
my
god.

I feel embarassed for just WATCHING that video.

W..... T..... F.... !
Barbie? Barbie? I'm a pretty pony.
Great O face at the end.
Could this really have been a commercial? Did anyone catch this at home?

Wow. Just wow. Cornhuskers, huh?

:O Wow...

Thank you, Kotaku.

Never again will I be able to push a button without feeling dirty. :(

"The masturbating gameboy"...

All has been said...

I ... I ... I have no words.

omfg.

...
I want my innocence back.

I've seen horror movies that have scared me less...

What in the name of skittles!?

I read "mouth hanging in horror" and I thought "Oh Fahey, exaggerating as usual."

Yeah... my mouth is definitely still hanging in horror.

Why... can't... I... unwatch...

I guess I won't be using a gameboy anymore.

That Gameboy dude looks like Spongebob Squarepants with a D-pad and a jack-off hand.

BTW, where's NSFW, huh? Geesh.

I think, next time when I'm in the hot 'n' heavy with the girlfriend, I'm gonna quote this lovable scamp.

Truly, greater words have never been spoken.

"Why... can't... I... unwatch..."

if only it were that easy...

hahahaha did I really just see that?

Oooook *closes browser* Thats wasn't safe for work.
Probably should have checked the speaker volume too.
Though the receptionist had a laugh.

My goodness... it just lolls you into a false sense of security - then hits the real message home. Though after watching it, I challenge anyone to name the company the Gameboy was shilling for.

I think Sony was going to try something similar for the PS3, but someone told them all the cool kids are cup stacking on the street corners.

It seems like a harmless boring commercial..but at the end...Well. You know.

And here I was about to play some Tetris DX on my GBC...

Thanks a lot, Kotaku!

wow, didn't see that coming...

or did I.

*runs screaming from laptop*

I thought all the cool kids were saying hellz ya while playing with their nuts outside.

"I thought all the cool kids were saying hellz ya while playing with their nuts outside."

Well that is the difference between Sony and Nintendo kids. >_>

That um... Wow.

psh that's not as scary ast he ps3 demented baby doll >.<

The funniest thing about this, is that their cocky marketing and advertising teams probably thought they were pretty edgy for showing "how earnestly he is pushing his own buttons" without ever even thinking it looked like he was spanking himself.

Dear God. I bought my GBA at that store!

(Seriously; they were the only store in town who had one left on release day.)

HOT!

was he....just....

oh gawd....

cant wait to see Jack Thompson get all over this.
"Games lead kids to masturbation"

Thank you so much for ruining my childhood.

I'm going to throw away my original Game Boy now. That is, provided it's not whacking off.

So the gameboy was embaressed about talking to Santa about video games but has no problem masturbating to barbie, horse fantasies in front of kids?

O_O

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O_o

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o_O

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X_X

That could not have been real. No way. I call bullshit.

I'd shop NOWHERE but there if there was one within 50 miles of my house.

That commercial was everything regional commercials aren't - awesome. That could have been a Family Guy bit.

Wow it's for real. donno if it ever aired on TV but they have a pretty good business going from the looks of their webpage. funny stuff haha.

LMAO oh dear God that was hilarious.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH AAAAAAAAAAAH AAAAAAAAAH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH.

i'm with blaine. that commercial was the single funniest games store advertisement evar... that i know of.

but dammit, i wanted an iffeminate masturbating spongebob/towelly gameboy for my company and now i'm fucked. oh, well.

i guess i'll have to find something else for my day care center.

dammit, that was supposed to read:

iffeminate masturbating towelly/spongebob gameboy abortion mascot. much funnier, i'd say.

*effeminate

dammit. i thought it might be an 'e'. i popped it in google just to make sure and it didn't correct me. fock.

LMFAO @ the ending- the rest was strange, but the end was hilarious!

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.
That was absolutely brilliant.

Does this mean all my handhelds masturbate when I'm not around toy story style? The coming to life not the masturbating, although I'm sure there's a porno that scratches that itch.

so, before reading the end of this post, i droped my jaw in awe and then I realized that everyone else did! LAWL!

I live in Omaha... never seen this commercial aired. Can't say I reccomend the store either.. smells funny, and everything's kinda dirty. Sadly, they're the only place in town that carries anything older than PS1.

How is that real? I've never seen that commercial on TV. Still, it seems weird to me that someone would pick a small regional game retailer for a fake commercial. Maybe I'm not watching the right channels. Oh well, "Gotta get to Gamers!" (darn it, their "real" commercial has gotten to me)

I guess I'm I lot closer to may GBA than I thought... it also explains why it smells like saltwater.

This is why I have a PSP. Because it doesn't spank it's monkey when I'm not looking. And for portable Tekken. And apparently, the creator of that... thing claims that it was aired. You should see his plans for a St. Patrick's Day ad...
http://nrxia.deviantart.com/

That's it. I've seen everything. The Internet is over. Everyone, go home.

God damn you, rule 34!

Of course the GB has to please itself, its old and ugly :P
PSP is so sexy it can get models to lick it and call themselves gamers. ;)

I'm a pretty little bird flying far far away...I'm a pretty little bird flying far far away...I'm a pretty little bird flying far far away...

Go back to /b/ Kid303, thou shalt not infect Kotaku with that nonsense! ;)

this is gone

Boo! It's gone! Why? o_O

"This video is no longer available due to a copyright claim by Viacom International Inc."

WTF? How in the hell does this belong to Viacom?