If our last Halo 3 gallery was ultra anatomical "ultraporn," our other gallery is more your stereotypical airbrushed shower scene. Every single in-game shot from Microsoft's 5GB asset disc is in the gallery below. Short of calling in a favor and having Master Chief show up at each and every one of your houses and performing fellatio on-call, this is the best gift we can give our Halo 3 loving readership.

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