By Mark Wilson, 12:20 PM on Mon Oct 22 2007, 2,542 views (Edit, to draft, Top, Slurp)

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When I read that Mass Effect had finally gone gold, my heart leapt. Two bluebirds flew in through the conveniently open window within close proximity, dropping a wreath of rosemary and dandelions upon my head. My Xbox 360 kicked on, warming the room its...love. And somewhere, off in the distance, I could swear I heard an angel swooping down to rescue a baby who would have otherwise spilled apple juice all over the rug. Then I realized-

Mass Effect still doesn't come out for a month. DAMN!

Mass Effect Goes Gold [Bioware]