As a no-good potato humper, I loathe the brown-toothed, red-coat British. Not only did they steal all of Ireland's trees to replant Sherwood Forest (or so my codgery, Ivor-Cutler-like father liked to rave when in his cups), but they're just so smug and self-satisfied, which really honks me off: another smug, self-satisfied Eurocunt in the room really does degrade my entire (dare I say only?) schtick.

But I think I can forgive James Carey, editor of PC Format Magazine UK, for being British. Because not only is he a fellow Guitar Hero fan, but he built his own USB guitar for the Guitar Hero clone, Frets on Fire. He built it out of a toy guitar and an old USB joystick.

Jesus. Totally cooler than thou. How about sending one along for one of the lowly inhabitants of a land your people have spent hundreds of years gouging, enslaving, raping and exploiting, James? The least you can do, really. Florian Eckhardt

James Carey's Frets on Fire Guitar [PCFormat Blog]

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