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Mortal Kombat Armageddon Wii hit store shelves this week and to celebrate Midway sent out a full list of all of the fatalities you can pull off in the game using a Wii remote.

The list, found in the gallery of screens below, is four pages long and includes such classics as the Spine Rip Finisher (Remote: Poke, Twist Clockwise) and the rip off both arms and then hit the person with them finisher (Remote & Nunchuck: Both Poke, Remote Toward and Nunchuck Away and then Remote & Nunchuck: Toward, Away).

Much to my disappointment, the moves seem relatively intuitive and pretty simple to perform. I was hoping at least one was going to require drawing archaic symbols in the air with the remote in one hand while flapping the nunchuck wildly in the air with the other. I hope they at least made drawing a big heart in the air a friendship move. Brian Crecente