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As if Jade Raymond doesn't already add enough sex appeal to Assassin's Creed, Heroes and Veronica Mars star Kristen Bell will have a featured role in the game. Ubisoft just sent us this exclusive image of what virtual Kristen looks like in the game.
Bell's involvement was first leaked last December when the blonde starlet started to mouth off about some of the game's top-secret sci-fi elements. (Let's just say you're in for a shock when you start playing Assassin's next week). But if you're looking for more details on Bell's character, you won't find any in the press release. Jade does say she's a big fan of Bell's "professionalism, "dynamic personality," "emotional range," and "talent." Do I sense a little crush? We'll have to see if Jade follows in Bell's footsteps and appears on the cover of Maxim like this thread suggests. Knowing Jade I'm guessing not.













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Hrm..virtual Bell looks a bit alieny to me. I think it's the eyes. Meh, I'd still take either/or.
Virtual Bell needs some eyeshadow or face shadowing, she looks washed-out and mannekin-like
Looks like some kid from the Hitler Youth.
This is it, now I'm starting to think this game, which I thought would be awesome, may just be some social experiment on all of us gamers to see if we will buy a game for its association with gorgeous women. This isn't fair... I'm still buying a 360 to get this game... it's not fair to take advantage of me so.
Youung european boyish. course i can't quite say where that reminds me of though cause im never good with the regions over there. definately not irish or scottish but something...definately a boy look though. (ignoring the hair that is)
I'm okay without the uncanny valley pics of her, thanks. She just looks creepy.
I'll be playing this, but I gotta say... I've never gotten Bell's appeal. She's too cute to consider fucking... it'd be like thinking of a puppy or a baby polar bear in a sexual manner.
I will say this, her turn on Deadwood was pretty awesome, though. Great juxtaposition to her looks.
@tehFluffzComeback:
I think you hit the nail on the head. I always get aliens and Hitler youth mixed up.
Hayden Panettiere > Kristen Bell
@BigChiefSmokem: Smokem, it's time to lay off that pipe.
Bells not that hot, dont get me wrong, id still bang her, but really, shes far to 'nice' for me... heh
Ubisoft seems like it's trying to whore out the game with looks of people who have very little to do with the game.
Also, Jane Raymond is annoying.
Now Jade Raymond, on the other hand..... oh yes
@BigChiefSmokem: i really hope they manage to work in a fight scene along those lines at some point this season
@EvilJ:
Yeah, that Deadwood episode was pretty awesome.
Jade has a crush on Kristen Bell, now that would make for a perfect Japanese eroge.
I'd rather play with Jade :P
I know what Virtual Kristen's problem is!
She's slightly crosseyed!
@pyrealnova: ...you'd think we'd seen enough of those in games to learn the difference
@BigChiefSmokem:
Agreed. Although, I gotta say, her story line has totally gotten boring. At least when Sylar wanted to eat her brains she was interesting.
That, and all the word that she's the next Lohan/Spears as far as being a clubbing party girl...
I can't go through that heartbreak again. I just... can't.
Sylar fucking owns, i cant wait for him to get his powers back.
just printed out that pic and cut a hole in her mouth.
Is that wrong?
LOL!
@balls187: yes
You turned a cute little dame into ...a churchboy on Sunday?
Way to fail, Ubisoft!
I adore Ms Bell and I will fight Jade for her!
But virtual Kristen is creeping me out, her mouth is too big, her eyebrows are on the verge of disappearing and her hairline is just plain odd.
All I'm saying is, why mess with perfection?
I'm betting Jades virtual doppelganger would still have her perfect skin...
OK, the first comment in the GT link made me laugh: "man i can't fricken wait! i haven't jacked to still images since 1999!"
And to think I thought this thread would be feature spoiler discussion on the blabbed "sci-fi elements" to be found in this game.
@Tull:
Thanks for keeping the discussion real, Kotaku. Way to prioritize.
Kristen Bell is an incredible actress. Really looking forward to hearing her in the game.
I would have posted some sort of disclaimer: "Linked site has masturbation jokes" but seeing as this is Kotaku (home to Kotaku-after-dark), it probably isn't necessary.
She looked pretty good on Heroes.
@Raikkenon: Sylar owns that show. I can't wait for the next Peter vs. Sylar showdown!
@indiemike: I hope he eats Peter's brain.
posted "BY KOTAKU" eh?
Nobody wants to take credit for this drool?
Wow. She really does have a beautiful face.
Putting the virtual image next to the real only brings out the flaws in it to me.
They both look like men to me :O
Seriously, can we f@#$ off about how hot some producer is, lets focus on the god damn game if its any good or not.
"Sci-Fi" elements?? Ok... this game just got a whole lot less interesting to me. What the hell "sci-fi" elements can you put in a game based around the crusades???
@tetracycloide: if you go onto Hayden's offical website you'll find spoiler behind the scene pics to something something or other and it's not what you think
Well not "hitler youth" but a kid of german heritage ;)
@goddessakasha: Having some sort of visor thing that highlights your targets.
Have they changed the combat so it's not so 1970's kung-fu-one-guy-attacks-you-at-a-time?
That there made my wee-wee soft.
Yes and Yes.
The games gonna be sweet regardless of who is in it.
Jade does say she's a big fan of Bell's "professionalism, "dynamic personality," "emotional range," and "talent." Do I sense a little crush?
Was that entirely necessary? I see no reason to constantly twist everything Raymond says and does into some sexual innuendo.
So, once and for all: WE GET IT! She's attractive. Move on.
It's that damn Kristen Bell! She is so hot right now.
- /\/\ugatu
@goddessakasha: SPOILERS!!!!!!!
There's something about a kid in the future who's a direct descendent of Altair and his genetic memory of the events taking place in the past.
END SPOILERS
Bleh... that sounds horrible....
I hope we don't discover that all this time the Templars were worshipping an alien being.
she needs more hair....she almost looks bald.
@pyrealnova:
Don't we all?
@goddessakasha:
I guarantee you it's something more along the lines of the Dome of the Rock being built around a fallen alien spaceship and the Templars fighting to control the phasers it contains and take over the planet, and then in the future you're playing some Altair descendent who has to kill all of the Masons, Illuminati, and Christ's descendents in order to stop the Halo Rings.
I'm probably going to put my hands over my ears, close my eyes and go "LA LA LA LA LA" until the Sci-fi intro is over and just pretend it all takes place in the Crusades.
@Immutablyme: But where's the fun in that? Wouldn't you rather think about a hot lesbian affair between Kristen and Jade? Giggidy giggidy!
So far I'm not impressed with her on Heroes. Even the rotoscoped electric powers she's got are cheesy. She's got a way to go before I like her being in the show.
Bleedin' Eyes Girl is where it's at, though.
Why does she look all mongoloid?
Damn uncanny valley!!!
@JohnnyHundo:
Somewhere here is a joke about getting into her uncanny valley...
I'll take Jade Raymond instead... thx!