Kotaku
Computer erotic games getting jubblie mousepads is nothing new. Then again, ero title Voluptuous Women Doctor Enjoy (NSFW) is getting just any old mouse pad, but a rather "real" reproduction of character Mizuki Onda's ample ampleness. This particular pad is a thirty percent size increase over other boob pads, making this this the most busty erotic gaming mouse pad on the market. It makes the other mouse pads feel bad about themselves! It goes on sale this December for ¥4,995 (US $44). Extremely embarrassing NSFW pics after the jump. You've been warned!
The black boxes say "jishuku," which means something like "self-restraint."
Thirty percent is a difference you don't only feel, but can see!
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wow, that is a quality product =)
I would opt to feel that 30% anyways, purely to be sure it's exact...
As long as it prevents carpal tunnel.
I would so get that, but I live with my parents. lol
@Dimipapa: lol
Breasts, they feel like... bags of sand... Now I'm a fairly accomplished perv but I don't think I'd use this for my mouse pad even if I lived alone. Maybe buy it for funzies though.
You should be able to fill them with dairy-- erhm, filling of choice.
WAT.
I mean, people must buy them for them to keep making em.
STOP IT people, what the hell is wrong with you!
@wolfeditor: 'Now I'm a fairly accomplished perv'
hahaha =)
Why don't they ever make panty+ass mouse pads? Is that to much to ask Japan?
Well at least we get Cup Nude.
If it says, "Eyah1" everytime I touch it...Ill buy one!!!
meh. a handful is all you need.
The sad thing is that my Fiance would buy this... and she's the girl -_-
I really don't see how having a heaving pair of jubblies on your desk is supposed to PREVENT Repetitive Strain Injury, if you catch my drift.
This is the closest you'll ever get to molesting a cartoon.
Japan: Should we... well, more like you guys have not nuked them in the first place, or never STOPPED nuking them?
Mind you, America devours these things as fast as Japan can churn them out... you're all freaks!
@cheswick: I can hold a basketball in one hand...
You know that no one is buying this to use as a mousepad. Though really, I'm not sure how rough the texture is, so it could hurt...
I want one!
...doubleyew tee eff.....
@ビッグ ボス: Eww...bad mental image.
@IchigoStyle: LOL
too many lewd jokes.... 0verlOading bRAin - BANG!
Sigh...
Oh japan, how I long to move there... lol
0_o wow. I'm surprised I haven't bought one.. uhhh-nevermind.
^LOL I would love to visit Japan. Not JUST for that though!!
@ryusage: Heh, sorry. I've just seen what happens to those hentai and ecchi figures, so I made the only logical leap to what would happen with mousepads like that...
@Bokusatsu_Tenshi: Having recently returned from a vacation to Japan and spending a few days in not one but two otaku havens (Den Den Town in Osaka and Akihabara in Tokyo), I can tell you that at some point you sort of hit a hentai overload and either get burnt out or just perpetually horny, depending on your personality.
Holy shit, I'm in for 5.
I wonder if it's memory foam...
Oh gad. D:
mmmm...mousepad paizuri!
Looks like 'Scrubs' has some definite competition for hot doctor on doctor action.
The character is either "wearing" the world's smallest nightgown, or the world's most poorly constructed brassiere.
@Dimipapa: Couldnt say it any better... unless i add more dots............
I wonder if you can microwave em and get em nice and warm?
How do you become a product tester?
For even more fun, click on 'event' when you go to that webpage;)
Exckon's words. How does one become a product tester, I'm volunteering !
Oh dear. O_o
Heehee! Bewbs.
that just seems so impractical. That takes up a HUGE amount of space on that mousepad.
Life-like texture ;_;
@ビッグ ボス:
"either get burnt out or just perpetually horny"
... What a horrible fate... Still doesn't change my dreams though :)
hypocritical responses galor again... but that's to be expected. I think bashcroft gets off reading them.
While my wife and I both appreciate the increase in boobage, it does make the make it a bad mouse-pad wrist support. I think your hands will be way too high above the mouse to use it properly. But the boob design looks to be quite comfy and better designed than your normal supported mouse-pad.
Now I just need a dick shaped mouse to go with this.
@luuey15: For even more fun, click on 'event' when you go to that webpage;)
Heh, I won't provide the direct link since it ends up being total hentai porn but do a search on google for:
phoenix drive finalturnabout.com
It gives you the synopsis and screenshots of this really terrible Phoenix Wright ripoff game that has been translated to Engrish (but not English). The funny thing is my gf actually told me about this link because she's playing the new PW3 game and found this when looking for a walkthrough. Not quite what she was expecting.
damn, wats with jublliees?!
Maybe if they made a mouse pad, where the actual mouse is a jubbly, and the cursor movements on your computer are controlled by your grasp.
Ultimate WOW tool.
That mouse pad would only end up getting white stains all over it...
But can you put the mouse pad in the microwave? Because cold tits just make me think of that one dead girl in Mexico and I still can't go south of the border because of that one.
Target Market: Sad Sad Sad Losers.
@f0cus: @Witzbold:
GAH! The Prinnies are multiplying!! And they're using "Jubblie" mouse pads to do it!! *runs*