If I were that boy in the above, now-infamous internet viral video, I'd have gone into hiding. But I'm fairly impressed with the "Nintendo 64 Kid" and his ability to come out, so to speak, and admit that he was that spastic ninny child, frantically pawing over his N64 box. Of course, he now has the opportunity to cash in on his brief internet fame, with his N64 and copy of launch filler Star Wars: Shadows of the Empire now on eBay. He's sure to get way more than he would with an EB trade-in and I'm a little jealous. I could really use the cash.

Thanks for the tip, Daniel. Michael McWhertor

ORIGINAL "N64 KIDS" N64 SYSTEM

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