Here they are, your hardened battle news team, braving hours of bewildering lights, visible smell lines, and liquor in lieu of sleep to bring you the latest gaming ephemera right from the show floor.

Spot one on the floor today to wrangle a comment invite card, netting you the ability to call Crecente a 'tard in a public forum. And if you're really lucky, you'll be able to finesse the coveted red wristband, good for free drinks at tonight's Kotaku Party at the Golden Gopher. (Party starts at nine; goes until sadness begins.)

Find your Kotaku team and kill them... with love!

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