Put aside the whole Booth Babes controversy for a minute, and let's talk about one of the really screwed up things about E3: the scantily-clad women unaffiliated with any booth or game who show up of their own volition—without getting paid by anyone—to willingly have their photos taken with sweaty smelly Warhammer-playing virgins. We just saw this Wonder Woman impersonator arguing with E3 security, who were trying to throw her out of the Staples Center for not being dressed to code.

WWI: The rules say bikini bottom. This is not a bikini bottom!
Security: It's not to code. Put something else on and we'll let you stay.
WWI: I didn't bring anything else to wear!

Previously: Booth Babes Protest E3 Bikini Ban!

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