If you meet anyone from Team Giztaku in the weeks after post-E3, please try to imagine us all twenty pounds lighter, because we've each probably already gained half that in the three days we've been in Los Angeles.

(Big ups to Sony for having the best press conference spread we've encountered thus far—we're still much enamoured of the margarita machine they had in their refreshments tent.)

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