Remember when weekend editor Michael McWhertor broke the Halo 3 story when random chance in a godless universe led him to witness the millisecondal donning of a Halo 3 t-shirt by one of Bungie's now-probably-totally-fired employees? A t-shirt stretched across a gelatinous programmer's frame; the greedy, flickering eyes of a Kotaku staff writer — and then a career was over forever. It was a great moment in whatever passes for journalism in blogging. And now you can own a simulacrum of the very t-shirt that spun one Bungie employee into career limbo forever!

We recommend, no matter what your body type, that you invest in the smallest size possible, allowing you to scream then flex at moments pregnant with drama and have the strands of your shirt fly away from your body like silly string. FLORIAN ECKHARDT

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