In May of 2005, a GenMay forum jerk named Alex Lorenzen went to E3 in a wheelchair, pretending to be handicapped in order to milk sympathy, lap-sittings and breasty hugs from the booth babes. Not stopping there, he decided to document the whole thing from the bottom up and posted a truckload of upskirts into a now legendary (and completely inaccessible, and as far as I can tell, unmirrored) GenMay forum post.

A few days ago, Lorenzen issued a formal apology and request to remove the article to Tara J. Brannigan, the owner of anti-ditz gamer girl site XXGamers.com. (Brannigan outed the formerly pseudonymous Lorenzen—and called him on his bullshit—last year.)

My stupidity created a great deal of stress for everyone affected by the incident, including myself. The blatant lack of common sense I displayed is something that I wish I could retract, yet it is an issue that I need to deal with head-on in order to fully grasp the severity of my actions. I have taken many steps to resolve this issue to the satisfaction of all the parties included- the ESA, the gaming companies involved, and most importantly, the women, to whom I deeply apologize for offending.

Contrite, huh? It loses some of its sweetness when you read Lorenzen's braying quotes from last year, plucked from Google's cache and reproduced after the jump. Eliza Gauger

Most of the bitches push off most guys that try and take up skirts of them, grab their snatch, cup their melons and what not. But when you are a mother fuckin handicap in a wheel chair!!! THEY DON'T SAY SHIT!
Fuck, even their body guards that where chasing me away the day before, where openly viewing and approving of my up skirt techniques

When I could cup their tits, ass and pussy they acted as if nothing was the matter. And a few chicks OMFG let me get away with a lot of shit. So for next year I know who the whores are that I have a chance with using my penis next time around! Oh, and even the shy chicks like the Geil chick let me rub her up, even though her expression says other wise