Remember the Matte Black DS Lite? It was created by a depraved mind who took a nail file to his DS to deglossify it. We all reacted with horror, but the results? Not bad.

Looks like a wise native of Singapore was listening. The result? The wonderful SHOCK! Matte Black replacement DS Lite case.

Here's their product description:

Cool Black. The color of distinction that sets you apart from the rest of the crowd. Experience the aura that follows you wherever you go. You'll be sure to turn heads and attract the beautiful and tasteful, someone like yourself. Take Cool Black for a walk and you'll be taking sophistication to an all time high.

As an African-Irishman myself, I can attest that black (and being black) is cool. But being set apart from the rest of the crowd? That's called being a minority in a racism-fueled hegemony of honkies... honkies like Crecente and Ashcraft. That aura that follows you wherever you go? That's the ethereal glow of the ebony god, a quality which some call "pimpdom." And — of course — the beautiful and tasteful will always be attracted to you, as the popular DVD series Hot White Chicks and Big Black &% $! has so expertly proven. Florian 'Word Up' Eckhardt

Shock! DS Lite Replacement Case [NDS-Central, Thanks Mallika!]

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