Dr. Ashen reviews a Chinese Nintendo DS rip-off, the Neo Double Games. The two games include Street Fighter, a game in which you "tear off your limbs and fling them at people", and Soccer, which is exactly the same game as Street Fighter. Warning! The word 'cunt' is liberally applied.
When I was a child, my sweet chubby grandmother used to buy me sweatshop-excreted Taiwanese knock-offs like this instead of the Gameboy that I actually asked for. She's dead now, thank god.





















