To: Whom It May Concern, Possibly Myself
From: Fahey

It's now 10:30 PM my local time, and I've been writing pretty much nonstop since around 7AM my time, and I think I've somehow managed to keep it together. Now I know exactly how Luke felt when we all went to E3 and left him in Australia. With the entire Kotaku posse either on their way or in Tokyo right now for the Tokyo Game Show, it has been a long and lonely day. I've had to make a few tough decisions, mainly about the leaked Halo 3 ending that sprung up on the internet this morning, but in the end I think I made the right choices. I am going to do a quick scan of my various sources, and then I am going to sleep the sleep of the sleepy. When I get up in the morning to start the whole thing over again, the rest of Kotaku will be busy getting drunk in a foreign land. Bring me back some gashapon, would you guys?

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