To: Ash
From: Crecente
Re: Selling Women's Underwear

Over the weekend my neighbor got a bunch of guys together to help us move my empty hot tub from my second floor deck to his back yard. This is something that sounds far easier than it is. There were eight of us and at one point, I confess, I was convinced I was going to be crushed by my own, hardly ever used, hot tub.It was at the point when the hot tub was balanced over our heads, only the edge of it still on the deck, that the realization of the thing's weight came crashing down on me, followed quickly by the thought that the material weight of the thing would soon follow. Fortunately, it just slid down until it hit a support beam and stopped, not crushing me by about three feet. Did I mention that we were all in our cups (as they say) and that a collection of wives and other women had gathered on the nearby deck (safely out of the blood-splash zone) to watch and jeer? Good times, good times.

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