By Luke Plunkett, 6:20 AM on Mon Jul 23 2007, 4,147 views (Edit, to draft, Top, Slurp)

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This writing business is fun and all, but I'm thinking about quitting. I've spied a lucrative new position. It's with SCEE. I'd be employed as David Reeves' minder. You know, "can I say this, Luke?". "No, David, that's silly", that kind of thing. Example: not content with letting SCEA's cat out of SCEA's bag regarding their PS3 clearance sale, he's now telling SCEE mouthpiece Three Speech why Europe didn't get a similar deal:

July is not really a gamers' month unless you get a big, big title. So we thought if we reduced the price, we'd annoy a lot of people.