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Does your nasally falsetto cause glistening, beefy he-men to kick sand in your face and steal your girlfriend, who is actually your elderly mother? Are you a woman? Does your voice sound like a thousand sows belching in unison?
Good, you're just what I'm looking for. Activision is holding a contest to be the voice of Jean Grey or Bruce Banner in the upcoming Marvel: Ultimate Alliance. While it is unlikely you'll be accepted, I dream of your voice effetely lisping out of the Incredible Hulk's six-foot thorax or farting from between Marvel Girl's luscious, fig-like lips. This is prime practical joke territory across which we bravely tread.
If you do manage to win (largely through surreptitious palm greasing and random chance in a godless universe) you will receive: "an XBox 360, a copy of the Marvel: Ultimate Alliance game, a poster signed by Stan Lee, a pack of Marvel: ultimate Alliance playing cards and a trip to Los Angeles to record [your] lines and meet the producers." Golly? Really? A real live producer? Don't let your heart explode there, champ.
Win The Chance to be Jean Grey or Bruce Banner! [Official Site]
