We put out a CONSOUL all points bulletin: Anyone who has a copy of the German-language-toilet-PS3 magazine, snap a pic, send it our way. Kotakuite Max answered the call and took a handful of shots. The pictures were of people sitting on fancy sofas, looking cool and holding umbrellas. The battery for Max's camera died, unfortunately. Where were the toilet photos, we asked? No toilet photos, Max said. Apparently, it's only people sitting on fancy sofas. We feel taken! False advertising all around. Brian Ashcraft

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